Don't get excited by the BBC News headline Michelangelo 'last sketch' found. As you can see, it's just a manky old scrap of architectural drawing which somebody has written on, found in the Vatican archives. Of more interest is yesterday's BBC News story Pope's new deal on Purgatory: "The Pope has offered Catholics reduced time in Purgatory, if they make pilgrimages to Lourdes." That'll please the punters, especially paedophile priests. Best holiday deal ever. Thomas Cook can't beat that.